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inabasket:

cool it comes with a free refill 

“He works with Captain America and follows him through this ordeal because he believes in him.” - Anthony Mackie.

oh my god

oh my god

elizabitchtaylor:

If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

translugia:

*tips muppet* m’namana

vinebox:

lmao “I wish”

Reasons I should not have children:

sharksandrecreation:

  • I may drop it and break it
  • I could forget to take it out of the bath
  • I would probably vacuum too early and wake it up
  • Diaper?
  • It could fit into tiny places and I would cry if I couldn’t get it out
  • I would forget that it wasn’t laundry and put it in the dryer
  • It would probably cry if I were using a hammer to repair things
  • I’d have a hard time teaching it to sing
  • What if I forget I have a baby while I’m at the market?
  • It would be easy to confuse it with food or something

I just can’t.

whatsupdoc:

aHAHaghaHAHAHAHA