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I’ve played entire games of Mario Kart watching the wrong screen

rare, personal list of kim and kanye’s possible baby’s name

the lizard

do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop

rygaud:

sleepydad.mov

happy fathers day

the heck? i hecked up. i hecked up. i hecked up. i hecked up. i hecked up. i hecked up. i hecked up.

im so sorry. im heck.

the-pietriarchy:

what a time to be alive

If you feel bad about yourself just remember this photoset

aintasuperhero:

don’t think there will ever be another news story with a title like that

hello, yes drug dealer i’d like some weed brownies hold the weed

*Googles big word before I fuck around and use it injudiciously*

gurlfriend: happy fathers day
bf: but im not a dad
gf: :)