cool it comes with a free refill
“He works with Captain America and follows him through this ordeal because he believes in him.” - Anthony Mackie.
If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess
*tips muppet* m’namana
lmao “I wish”
- I may drop it and break it
- I could forget to take it out of the bath
- I would probably vacuum too early and wake it up
- It could fit into tiny places and I would cry if I couldn’t get it out
- I would forget that it wasn’t laundry and put it in the dryer
- It would probably cry if I were using a hammer to repair things
- I’d have a hard time teaching it to sing
- What if I forget I have a baby while I’m at the market?
- It would be easy to confuse it with food or something
I just can’t.