this should be in history books
*swirls chocolate milk in a wine glass*
it’s 2014 and people still think taylor swift is teaching girls that all there is to life is dating boys when she’s over here leaving comments like this
do you ever have a successful social interaction where you’re saying all of ur things right and making small jokes and all you can think about in your head while your talkin is “yeeeeaaaaah i’m havin a successful social interaction right now!!!!!!!”
*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
Gayle King is such an ass that’s so rude she really said “blah blah blah”??
noooo she just said a long thing before that and op just cut it short
i somehow always manage to forget that there are terrible people with terrible opinions in this world
i don’t even know how to describe my experience tonight so i think i will just keep it to myself
but let me just say that seeing my hero on stage was the best thing that could have ever happened. it was ridiculous watching him up there playing and the whole time i was like, ‘yoooo you are the reason i am even ALIVE today, boy’