our bird flew away this morning and i’m unreasonably upset over it
you cannot continually perpetuate fat hate and ignore the shit that fat people go through on a daily basis and then expect anyone to feel bad for you because one girl jokingly said “skinny bitches” in a song
that friend that always tries to please you
I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.
Currently drinking: The best Butterbeer I have ever tasted.
Thank you Esa… I am going to make this…..
im constantly on the lookout for the best butterbeer recipes …
Neil Patrick Harris Challenge Ice-cepted! X
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD. Also, all four of them are THE CUTEST.
omg my heart is MELTING!
Aaron Paul ‘outstanding supporting actor in a drama series’
Anna Gunn ‘outstanding supporting actress in a drama series’
Bryan Cranston ‘outstanding lead actor in a drama series’
(BREAKING BAD) || 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
if you scream at 19yr old retail workers who are trying their hardest till they cry i hope you fucking burn in the deepest level of hell
does anyone else literally get stressed out by how many shows they need to watch like
- "oh is the second season of that out?"
- "but i need to watch that one too-"
- "but all of my friends are telling me to watch that one"
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again:
the big bang theory is not a smart comedy. it relies on cliches and stereotypes that are offensive to everyone they reflect. there is little to no originality in any storyline or relationship.
the funniest thing about this show is that people compare it to 30 rock, parks and rec, louie, veep, etc
there is a difference between a smart show and a show that happens to have nerds on it.
im making friends with the netflix customer service guy
how sweet of you
I’M TALKING TO A DIFFERENT ONE AND TROY ASKED ABOTU ME
memes i want back: