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My name is Mindy. I'm eighteen. I'm a chaotic good ENFP Slytherin with a knack for brewing that one Sleeping Draught potion on Pottermore with my eyes closed.


I love theatre, too-soon jokes, NBC, Steve Martin, the oxford comma, and puns. Also, my patronus is a ferret.


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dropping off the face of the earth for now


posted 1 week ago · 3 notes ·

i get it, i’m fat

here is a story about how i want to kill myself because no matter what i do i will never be pretty enough for anyone anywhere

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reblogging for reference



turquoisemind:

This is my crazy ass director.

This man is responsible for at least 80% of my hair loss and also probably about the same amount of happy tears

turquoisemind:

This is my crazy ass director.

This man is responsible for at least 80% of my hair loss and also probably about the same amount of happy tears


posted 1 week ago · 6 notes · via turquoisemind · © turquoisemind

i really want a pen pal and i think i will start that with alesha but i know her too well!

i asked kyler and rosalie, so fingers crossed for a success story



fyeahthespianpeacock:

I saw ‘This Is A Test’ for ITS competition. I suffered through it, but came out alive. But my friend, a year later, did it for school and I had to go see it. It gets annoying after 2 minutes.. 
submitted by: jellyfish-legs

THIS IS THE BEST PLAY THOUGH
Even though the cast was absolutely terrible at ITS
It is the thought that counts

fyeahthespianpeacock:

I saw ‘This Is A Test’ for ITS competition. I suffered through it, but came out alive. But my friend, a year later, did it for school and I had to go see it. It gets annoying after 2 minutes.. 

submitted by: jellyfish-legs

THIS IS THE BEST PLAY THOUGH

Even though the cast was absolutely terrible at ITS

It is the thought that counts


posted 1 week ago · 273 notes · via turquoisemind · © fyeahthespianpeacock

th3-barnacle:

FAVOURITE CHARACTERS
                        - Phil Dunphy


posted 1 week ago · 14354 notes · via amoreinfinito · © th3-barnacle

rantsinmypants told me: "Shoot, I'm out of "-up counter" related pickup lines"

michael don’t give up on me!!!!!


posted 1 week ago · 1 notes ·


posted 1 week ago · 1052 notes · via sandyamberg · © brain-food

#luv u it crowd

hhhhhhhhhh



buttsbutts:

#if you think this is racist i want you to think about your life


posted 1 week ago · 10 notes · via tinyharmonicasolo · © buttsbutts

aprilvox:

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******* you’ll enjoy it ;)
REBLOG!!!!!!!!!!!! 
deserves it!

april and lauren what are you doing………….

aprilvox:

214 -205 - 4297

******* you’ll enjoy it ;)

REBLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!

deserves it!

april and lauren what are you doing………….


posted 1 week ago · 3 notes · via aprilvox · © aprilvox

mezzodical:

I’m going to download the Declaration of Independence


posted 1 week ago · 153 notes · via mezzodical · © mezzodical